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dance dance revolution!! (ddr)

so, my house has been in a mess for this past few days.. and everyone is taking this opportunity to go out.. lol.. so i heard that danial is having a small winning eleven tournament at his home.. lol.. so why not? when there is nothing else to do at home.. especially when the kitchen is in such a bad state, it looks like this..

see? so i decided to visit danial's place.. it was the day before he left singapore.. he's in chiang mai right now, in the geography trip.. so yeah.. had a lot of fun at his house.. basically, we just played ps 2 the whole day, except when we had lunch breaks and prayer breaks..

so guess what's the first game that we played?

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION! lol.. i have two dance mats, so i brought them to there to play since they wanted to play the game so much during the hari raya visit at my house.. we couldn't find the cd the other day, so it was very disappointing.. but then during the spring cleaning, my sister found the cd, and yeay!!! can finally play!! woo!! so yeah, here are some pictures.. a bunch of guys dancing or maybe not..

that's sabir.. standing still while waiting for the arrows to appear.. lol..

in the end, he got frustrated and decided to use hands.. lol.. cheater.. but creative.. lol.. very funny.. they weren't able to beat me in this dancing game.. lol..

and halim, he just sat on the mat, and smack the buttons around him.. lol..

so yeah, dancing is much better than playing soccer.. you'll sweat in a matter of minutes.. can burn a lot of calories.. those who are fat, i recommend this ddr game.. lol.. anyway, it was kind of gay at first, guys dancing to the ddr beat.. but seriously, it was really fun.. none of us could actually dance.. when you see us dance, it looks as if we were trying to kill cockroaches on the floor.. lol.. i'm still the king of ddr.. anybody thinks that they are better than me? get a ps or ps2 ready and call me.. i'll bring the mat.. lol.. are you scared?

zaki posing.. thinks he's so big.. there's actually a fan blowing at him from below.. lol.. and as usual, he was late..

got on with the tournament.. zaki won.. like duh.. he plays the game everyday.. finals was between danial and him.. i'm very diappointed with you danial..

oh yah, before the tournament, we even played winning 11 with the dance mats.. lol.. that was so funny.. oh and i beat zaki!! but lost to him using the normal controllers.. lol.. anyways, it was really a great day.. danial's mom cooked nasi goreng for us.. thank you cik.. looking forward to more playstation gathering.. oh btw, a few of the guys are planning to hike bt timah hill.. lol.. will experience a lot of adventures.. =)

lol.. donald duck's not a virgin..

brain teasers

Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready?

GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question: If you overtake the last person in the race, then you are...?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!

You're not very good at this are you?

Third Question: Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20 Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

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Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again.

i just think this is cool.. lol..

soccer players and their lookalikes

hahaha.. this is just so hysterical.. lol.. found this on lookalikes.. you'll laugh your ass off.. the pictures are kinda old.. not updated.. but who cares? lol..

Renovation in progress

hello everyone.. wondering what the title is about? my house is actually going to be renovated starting from tomorrow.. aiyooo.. soo troublesome.. if you want to renovate almost the whole house, why don't you just move house to somewhere else like bt timah? it would be much easier.. seriously man.. i don't understand my parents when it comes to houses.. they bought a house in jb, so that they can go there every weekend, and water the plants, waste petrol from the long car rides, and sweep away all the dust that has been collected over the week.. ridiculous man.. if they want some private moment, why can't they just travel to a hotel in singapore where their night can be much more romantic compared to a night in jb.. your kids won't mind.. lol.. anyway, my house right now is in a total mess already.. there are very few furnitures, only 1 or 2.. lol.. so when you say something, there is a little echo.. -__-" oh yah, today, my brother and i are actually supposed to be helping my parents move the things out from the kitchen (fridge, oven, etc.) so, my brother received a call from one of his friends to go jalan raya.. haha.. it's nearly a month since hari raya.. they just finished their A-levels lah.. so he didn't help.. hmm.. so i needed a plan.. it won't be fair if i helped and my brother didn't.. since i was a little sick, i decided to go to the doctor and get my medication, and slept the whole day.. lol.. i just woke up because they completed moving everything already.. lol.. luckily my grandfather was there to help.. haha.. here are some pictures of my house, which is in a mess..

that's my living room.. the only thing that is plugged is the tv.. and there are plastic sheets all over the place.. sheesh..

ans that's my kitchen.. where's the fridge? where's the oven? it's soo empty.. aaah!! oh and what's that thing on the wall? is that a bug? hmmm

it's a freaking hole!! wth? my dad was detaching the foldable table and poof! the hole appeared..

ouh.. so that's where the ovens are.. right beside the computer table!! -__-"

there are heaps of boxes everywhere..

oh and guess what? my sister got the freaking tv in her room.. basket.. and it is plugged.. ass..

i've lost my watch

so, there was a match against Ahmad Ibrahim just now.. and my watch probably dropped or something.. the nike watch was spoiled.. so it doesn't matter that it is lost right now.. it only showed the minutes, not the hour.. so you have to predict what hour you are in right now.. lol.. anyways, that watch was found by my brother in a toilet.. lol.. and i think it's a ladies watch.. hmm.. did he found it in the girl's toilet or the guy's toilet? i wonder.. haha.. i'm glad that i've lost that watch because i might get another watch.. hmm.. i would only use my own money after numerous times of failed pleadings.. lol.. so here are some watches that i fancy.. i love the first one..

help me decide what kind of watch is suitable for me.. =)

Bangladesh men

There's something strange about bangladesh men.. Sometimes, they can stink, sometimes they smell damn good.. i went for my friday prayers at Ar-Raudhah today, and while walking there, two bangla men appeared in front of me.. All the muslim bangla men have this distinct smell in them.. maybe it's a perfume that they got from mustafa centre.. lol.. at least these bangla men wear proper attire when going to the mosque.. These bangla men are always seen sweeping the pavements, washing our void decks, and clearing the trash.. maybe that isthe reason why they stink so much.. the continuous perspiration at the their arm pits.. oh well, i think they are very good and humble people.. at least they don't rob or steal a bank.. they would rather earn a living by the hard way.. because of that, i respect banglas..

So anyway, the two banglas who were walking in front of me, were holding hands!! wtf?! In their traditional clothings, and going to the mosque to perform friday prayers, and holding hands.. hmm.. is that a bangla tradition? or are they gay? =x it was so weird..

Peter Crouch

i watched Footbal Crazy this afternoon and the host (kui jien is it?) went to ask this circus guy for football predictions.. so it was like this:

kj: so this guy from the circus.. not only does he know how to juggle balls, but he also knows a lot about football..

circus guy: yeah!

kj: so, what do you think of peter crouch?

circus guy: absolute rubbish!

wahahahaha! i totally agree with that man.. peter crouch sucks.. i don't understand why england put him in the first 11 when there are other better strikers.. in case you're wondering, peter crouch is from liverpool and has never scored a single goal in the premiership and champions league.. i think.. that sucks, cos he's a striker and he should be scoring goals.. oh and he's so darn tall, whenever he plays, it looks very weird, as if he's going to fall anytime.. so anyway, this entry is all about peter crouch, the hilarious giraffe!

you're tall.. and useless

what a blow to the face!

now crouch looks like his crotch.. lol..

"i wish my di*k is as long as my legs"

mommy!! the ball is going to hit me!

notice the similarities? lol..

what can i say?

a team photo.. as expected.. lol..

Crouch, we shall wait for your very first goal for Liverpool.. make sure it's not an own goal!

Jalan Raya (part 2)

so anyways, yesterday we went jalan raya with the same group of people.. wasn't as fun as the previous one.. stucked at one house for hours and had nowhere to go to next.. everybody wanted people to come to their houses at night.. most of the teachers were busy, when they said they were free yesterday.. it's okay.. dimaafkan.. lol.. the only teacher's house that we went to was cikgu inah's.. lol.. it was quite chaotic.. i'll post some pictures..

hisham karaoke-ing

and the girls listening in boredom

i didn't wear baju kurung.. i wore baju batik instead with bell bottom pants.. lol.. and leather shoes.. haha.. a lot of people said i just came back from batam or i am going to the disco.. lol.. i love my outfit..

me and atikah.. random photos..

the three best friends.. afizah, fajrina & shafiqah.. lol..

fathullah joined us later.. and look at his songkok! cool ah.. lol.. it's actually shaf's handbag.. filled with bulu all over.. i think i'm obsessed with it.. lol..

took this inside the train.. and atikah's head is missing.. lol.. so being such a kind gentleman, i shall draw you one.. lol..

hahahaha! selamat hari raya maaf zahir & batin!

Window Shopper

[Intro]
Ohh
The top feels so much better than the bottom
So much better

[Chorus]
Nigga you's a window shopper
Mad at me, I think I know why
Nigga you's a window shopper
In the jewelery store, looking at shit you can't buy
Nigga you's a window shopper
In the dealership, trying to get a test-drive
Nigga you's a window shopper
Mad as fuck when you see me ride by

[Verse 1]
Summertime white porche carrera is milky
Im on the grind let my paper stack when I'm filthy
Funny how a nigga get the screw facing at me
Anyhow, they aint got the heart to get at me
I'll get down, southsides the hood that I come from
So I dont cruise to nobodys hood without my gun
You know the kid aint gonna follow that bullshit
try and stick me imma let off a full clip
It aint my fault you done fucked up your re-up
At the dice game who told you put a G up
Everybody mad when their paper dont stack right
When I come around y'all niggas better act right
When we got the tops down, you can hear the system thump
When we rollin' rollin' rollin'
Shut your block down, quick to put a hole in a chump
nigga When we rollin' rollin' rollin'

[Chorus]
Nigga you's a window shopper
Mad at me, I think I know why
Nigga you's a window shopper
In the jewelery store, looking at shit you can't buy
Nigga you's a window shopper
In the dealership, trying to get a test-drive
Nigga you's a window shopper
Mad as fuck when you see me ride by

[Verse 2]
niggas Love me in L.A. as soon as I pop in
They come scoop me up in LAX and I hop in
When it comes to bad bitches you know I got them
Some from Long Beach, some from Watts, some from Compton
You know a nigga wanna see how cali girls freak off
After that 5 hour flight from New York
I start spitting G at a bitch like a pimp man
Tell her meet me at the magarane so we can do our thing
She can bring the lingerie with her I suppose
And we can go from fully dressed to just having no clothes
She can run and tell her best friend bout my sex game
Her best friend could potentially be next man
Listen man, shit changed
I came up from doing my thang
Homey I'm holing, holing, holing
shit man, the store owner watching you
For something get stolen, stolen, stolen

[Chorus]
Nigga you's a window shopper
Mad at me, I think I know why
Nigga you's a window shopper
In the jewelery store, looking at shit you can't buy
Nigga you's a window shopper
In the dealership, trying to get a test-drive
Nigga you's a window shopper
Mad as fuck when you see me ride by

this is one weird song.. but the tune is so catchy, makes me addicted to it already.. i like 50 cent's songs.. although everything is about sex, at least you can understand what he's saying, compared to the other rappers.. like kanye west.. lol.. 3 F words if i counted correctly.. lol.. with additional nigga vulgarities.. 50 cent rocks! 2 thumbs up! G err Gee Unittt!!