Faris scored a magnificent goal in his debut against Middlesbrough with a thundering shot from outside the penalty box. He went on to score another 2 goals, one with a header and he scored the last one by dribbling past all 11 players. Scoring a hat-trick in his debut, Faris believes that he could not have scored all 3 goals without the aid of his teammates. "If Edwin (Van Der Sar) had not passed me the ball, i wouldn't have been able to dribble all the way to the other goalpost." Final score: Man Utd 3 Middlesbrough 0 

Manchester United has just signed Muhammad Faris, an Asian, a young talent who is likely to be a hot prospect for the club. Sir Alex Ferguson has no doubts about signing this 16 yr old after observing him dribbling past defenders at void decks. The club believes that this striker will be able to replace Van Nistelrooy who will be moving out soon. Faris and Rooney will be unstoppable, making their opponents cry and asking for their mothers. The club has bought Faris from Bukit Panjang United for 10 million punds after asking for a discount. Faris hopes to score more goals than Rooney and win the treble again for United in this upcoming season. Glory Glory Man Utd! 

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