Peter Crouch

i watched Footbal Crazy this afternoon and the host (kui jien is it?) went to ask this circus guy for football predictions.. so it was like this:

kj: so this guy from the circus.. not only does he know how to juggle balls, but he also knows a lot about football..

circus guy: yeah!

kj: so, what do you think of peter crouch?

circus guy: absolute rubbish!

wahahahaha! i totally agree with that man.. peter crouch sucks.. i don't understand why england put him in the first 11 when there are other better strikers.. in case you're wondering, peter crouch is from liverpool and has never scored a single goal in the premiership and champions league.. i think.. that sucks, cos he's a striker and he should be scoring goals.. oh and he's so darn tall, whenever he plays, it looks very weird, as if he's going to fall anytime.. so anyway, this entry is all about peter crouch, the hilarious giraffe!


you're tall.. and useless


what a blow to the face!


now crouch looks like his crotch.. lol..


"i wish my di*k is as long as my legs"


mommy!! the ball is going to hit me!


notice the similarities? lol..


what can i say?


a team photo.. as expected.. lol..

Crouch, we shall wait for your very first goal for Liverpool.. make sure it's not an own goal!