Welcome to 2006!
First of all, let's wish a happy new year to my fellow family members, friends, and loved ones. Let's leave 2005 and usher in the new year which hopefully will be blessed with goodness. 2006 will be an exciting year with major events taking place. In 3 months time, we'll be getting our Malay 'O'lvl results. In 6 months time, FIFA world cup will be taking place in Germany; and a few more months later, the dreaded 'O'lvl examinations. Anticipation will start to build up and everyone will begin to be selfish in their own ways to acquire as much knowledge as they could; or prevent others from doing so. It will be sad to wave some of our friends goodbye as they won't be joining us in 4P2. To James and Syamil, sayonara and good luck in everything you do. 2006 will not be a year to relax or play, not until the end of the 'O'lvls. Will be looking forward to that period of the year and my target points for the 'O'lvls will be 12 points or lower. Let's be realistic and hopefully it will come true. InsyaAllah.
So anyway, new year's eve was awesome! It was a day packed with hilarious events. I had a date with Isa to Queensway and Beach Road. First stop was queensway. I had to collect my specs that i just made last week. Basket. They said that i could collect them on Friday but they weren't even ready for collection.. so i had to go there again the next day. Anyway, we took the same bus with this two anime-looking girls. So weird! I don't see the wonders and beauty of anime. Anyway they were dressed in those japanese school uniform kinda thing. One of them had purple hair and the other baige. I think. So striking! Then each of them had an eye patch over one eye. WTF?! Is that the latest trend? Probably they will be attending some party. Hopefully, it's a costume party. lol.
Then, there's this ah beng around the age of 14; carrying 3 packets of cigarettes and a lighter! WTF?! Sitting like the typical ah beng as if his balls are like the size of two clenched fists. I bet they are only the size of his brain. lol. Hopefully, those packets are meant for his father. Most unlikely.
While walking there, a bird's dropping landed on Isa's head. How unlucky. It was definitely hilarious to watch cos it wasn't on me. It was like a yellowish-whitish goo. lol.
So yeah, after the collection of specs(now, i realised there's a chip at the edges of the sides and will be returning them today or tomorrow; basket!), we headed east to beach road and that's where we met this super funny mat at one of the bag shops. Isa was looking for his school bag; preferably deuter. So the conversation went something like this (it's all in malay, so sorry to all who can't understand):
Mat: Assalamualaikum bang. Tengah cari bag ape? Haversack ke sling bag?
Isa: Haversack.
Mat: Mari sini. Aku tunjuk kau deuter nyer collection.
Isa: (looks at every bag)
Mat: Kau nak beli bag jangan tengok dekat luar dia aje. Kau ingat beli bag mcm cari perempuan eh? Wah lawa aje mintak number. Cari perempuan pun kene tengok betul2. Mana tau ade calar kat mane2 matair lama dia tinggalkan? Kau pakai bag ni tengok comfortable ke tak. Kalau tak comfortable, nanti rugi, satu tahun aje tukar. Kau tengok dalam bag ade rosak ape2 tak.
Isa and me: (Laughs and start examining the bags.)
Mat: Korang ni secondary berape?
Me: Next year sec 4.
Mat: Korang hisap rokok? (haha.. wtf?!)
Me: Tak.
Isa: Sekali.
Mat: Bagus, jangan hisap rokok pun. Buang2 duit. (Wah! Wise words! lol.) Korang masuk uniform group?
Isa: NPCC
Mat: Aku ni actually army instructor. Ade orang ni dia march terkangkang. Mana orang tak marah. Dia ingat bola dia tergantung besar sangat (clenches fists and puts them on his crotch) sampai tak leh diri straight eh? Aku dulu pun ada bastard jugak. Orang tu aku bulang dia "gimme 250 now and count loudly!" abeh bila dah 150 lebih, aku action tak dengar abeh suruh dia restart.
Isa and me: (Laughs and stop looking at the bags.)
Mat: Abeh bila diorang kene bersihkan bilik diorang, aku bastard ah lagi. Diorang dah bersih2kan cantik2, abeh aku hisap rokok selitkan atas cabinet. Abeh aku marah ah diorang. "Whose cigarette is this? I want you to clean your room again! Squeaky clean!
Somehow, the subject changed to girls.
Mat: Eh kau cuba bag ni, nanti aku nampak perempuan jambu, aku suruh dia tengok kau handsome ke tak dengan bag ni.
Isa: (nods head)
Mat: Sekarang eh perempuan main2kan lelaki tau. Nanti dia cakap, "Bang, tengok wayang lah.. bang, jom pergi beach..etc" Siape nanti yang keluarkan duit? Kau jugak. Jadi kalau kau nak ada matair, kau kena be careful. Atau kau jangan ada matair langsung. Lagi bagus, sebelum kau lanyak dia dulu sebelum kau buang dia. (Use them like tissue paper until every inch is used, then throw away) Hah. Biar kasi dia rasa.
Isa and me: (Laughs)
Mat: New year's eve ni ade banyak couple2 keluar. Abeh duduk bawak pokok tengok bulan. Abeh nanti perempuan dia cakap, "Bang, bulan terang sotong banyak eh naik?" Abeh laki dia cakap, "Naik sampai tak boleh turun" (referring to an erection..lol)
Haha. It was so hilarious. Very lazy to type out the rest. There's a lot more. In the end, Isa got the bag for 38 dollars. Original price $45. Then went to a cd shop and Isa and the owner exchanged magic tricks. I was shocked that there are quite a few magicians around in Spore. Then we ate and ran through the heavy rain to pray at Hajjah Fatimah.
Met up with my family and the rest of my uncles and aunties under my mom's side. Everyone was there. Had dinner at Selera Bonda, somewhere near masjid sultan. After dinner, decided to go to east coast but there were a lot of cars. So decided not to. We went to the airport instead! Had coffee there. Took ecp home and there was a jam because everyone is viewing the fireworks. so cool. The car should have a sun roof. Then can stand and dance to the thumping music of the car. Then everyone will start dancing and a party will begin on an expressway. lol. Very lazy to elaborate on the what happened. So yeah, Happy NEW YEAR!
So anyway, new year's eve was awesome! It was a day packed with hilarious events. I had a date with Isa to Queensway and Beach Road. First stop was queensway. I had to collect my specs that i just made last week. Basket. They said that i could collect them on Friday but they weren't even ready for collection.. so i had to go there again the next day. Anyway, we took the same bus with this two anime-looking girls. So weird! I don't see the wonders and beauty of anime. Anyway they were dressed in those japanese school uniform kinda thing. One of them had purple hair and the other baige. I think. So striking! Then each of them had an eye patch over one eye. WTF?! Is that the latest trend? Probably they will be attending some party. Hopefully, it's a costume party. lol.
Then, there's this ah beng around the age of 14; carrying 3 packets of cigarettes and a lighter! WTF?! Sitting like the typical ah beng as if his balls are like the size of two clenched fists. I bet they are only the size of his brain. lol. Hopefully, those packets are meant for his father. Most unlikely.
While walking there, a bird's dropping landed on Isa's head. How unlucky. It was definitely hilarious to watch cos it wasn't on me. It was like a yellowish-whitish goo. lol.
So yeah, after the collection of specs(now, i realised there's a chip at the edges of the sides and will be returning them today or tomorrow; basket!), we headed east to beach road and that's where we met this super funny mat at one of the bag shops. Isa was looking for his school bag; preferably deuter. So the conversation went something like this (it's all in malay, so sorry to all who can't understand):
Mat: Assalamualaikum bang. Tengah cari bag ape? Haversack ke sling bag?
Isa: Haversack.
Mat: Mari sini. Aku tunjuk kau deuter nyer collection.
Isa: (looks at every bag)
Mat: Kau nak beli bag jangan tengok dekat luar dia aje. Kau ingat beli bag mcm cari perempuan eh? Wah lawa aje mintak number. Cari perempuan pun kene tengok betul2. Mana tau ade calar kat mane2 matair lama dia tinggalkan? Kau pakai bag ni tengok comfortable ke tak. Kalau tak comfortable, nanti rugi, satu tahun aje tukar. Kau tengok dalam bag ade rosak ape2 tak.
Isa and me: (Laughs and start examining the bags.)
Mat: Korang ni secondary berape?
Me: Next year sec 4.
Mat: Korang hisap rokok? (haha.. wtf?!)
Me: Tak.
Isa: Sekali.
Mat: Bagus, jangan hisap rokok pun. Buang2 duit. (Wah! Wise words! lol.) Korang masuk uniform group?
Isa: NPCC
Mat: Aku ni actually army instructor. Ade orang ni dia march terkangkang. Mana orang tak marah. Dia ingat bola dia tergantung besar sangat (clenches fists and puts them on his crotch) sampai tak leh diri straight eh? Aku dulu pun ada bastard jugak. Orang tu aku bulang dia "gimme 250 now and count loudly!" abeh bila dah 150 lebih, aku action tak dengar abeh suruh dia restart.
Isa and me: (Laughs and stop looking at the bags.)
Mat: Abeh bila diorang kene bersihkan bilik diorang, aku bastard ah lagi. Diorang dah bersih2kan cantik2, abeh aku hisap rokok selitkan atas cabinet. Abeh aku marah ah diorang. "Whose cigarette is this? I want you to clean your room again! Squeaky clean!
Somehow, the subject changed to girls.
Mat: Eh kau cuba bag ni, nanti aku nampak perempuan jambu, aku suruh dia tengok kau handsome ke tak dengan bag ni.
Isa: (nods head)
Mat: Sekarang eh perempuan main2kan lelaki tau. Nanti dia cakap, "Bang, tengok wayang lah.. bang, jom pergi beach..etc" Siape nanti yang keluarkan duit? Kau jugak. Jadi kalau kau nak ada matair, kau kena be careful. Atau kau jangan ada matair langsung. Lagi bagus, sebelum kau lanyak dia dulu sebelum kau buang dia. (Use them like tissue paper until every inch is used, then throw away) Hah. Biar kasi dia rasa.
Isa and me: (Laughs)
Mat: New year's eve ni ade banyak couple2 keluar. Abeh duduk bawak pokok tengok bulan. Abeh nanti perempuan dia cakap, "Bang, bulan terang sotong banyak eh naik?" Abeh laki dia cakap, "Naik sampai tak boleh turun" (referring to an erection..lol)
Haha. It was so hilarious. Very lazy to type out the rest. There's a lot more. In the end, Isa got the bag for 38 dollars. Original price $45. Then went to a cd shop and Isa and the owner exchanged magic tricks. I was shocked that there are quite a few magicians around in Spore. Then we ate and ran through the heavy rain to pray at Hajjah Fatimah.
Met up with my family and the rest of my uncles and aunties under my mom's side. Everyone was there. Had dinner at Selera Bonda, somewhere near masjid sultan. After dinner, decided to go to east coast but there were a lot of cars. So decided not to. We went to the airport instead! Had coffee there. Took ecp home and there was a jam because everyone is viewing the fireworks. so cool. The car should have a sun roof. Then can stand and dance to the thumping music of the car. Then everyone will start dancing and a party will begin on an expressway. lol. Very lazy to elaborate on the what happened. So yeah, Happy NEW YEAR!
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