Translating Engrish

Always felt that writing proper sentences and perfect grammar was a hassle to you? Are you able to put across your messages instantly? And if you're already good, do you think certain people would understand the bombastic words that's coming out of your mouth? Well, worry no more cause i have found the solution to this problem!

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